O RLY? SRSLY? You don't think that has anything to do with the ZHANG ZHUAN practice I shared to you, do you? And you don't expect any results from this practice, do you?
But SHIFU! I practice this WUTANG PILLAR as I learned it from you and I do this every day for 1 FCKNG hour!
And an hour has 60 seconds on your smart(ASS) watch, right? If you would truly stand for ONE minute, you would have stood for for all the hours that ever existed in this DMND world!